Friday, 29 November 2024

29th November 2024

 



heating engineer

explains the plumbing makes noise.

"It's older than Granma"


© Rachel Green November 2024


Gregg Wallace takes a break

from hosting "MasterChef"

because he's an "ordinary bloke"

who makes lesbian jokes constantly,

questions women on personal habits,

and talks about threesomes and kinky sex,

and what lesbians do behind closed doors.

He doesn't understand we don't crave such interest

and we don't care what he does

with his partners or his overripe cantaloup melons;

asking personal questions is intrusive

and we don't want to know

what you'd do with that whipped cream.

If you wouldn't say it to your grandmother

don't say it to anyone else.


© Rachel Green November 2024


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