heating engineer
explains the plumbing makes noise.
"It's older than Granma"
© Rachel Green November 2024
Gregg Wallace takes a break
from hosting "MasterChef"
because he's an "ordinary bloke"
who makes lesbian jokes constantly,
questions women on personal habits,
and talks about threesomes and kinky sex,
and what lesbians do behind closed doors.
He doesn't understand we don't crave such interest
and we don't care what he does
with his partners or his overripe cantaloup melons;
asking personal questions is intrusive
and we don't want to know
what you'd do with that whipped cream.
If you wouldn't say it to your grandmother
don't say it to anyone else.
© Rachel Green November 2024
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