When the Dogs Bite

Monday, 13 July 2026

13th July 2026

rewatching horror movies

after reading the explanation

quite rewarding

On Following the advice of Nursery Rhymes

who the fuck

sets a baby's cradle

at the top of a tree?

Oh! You thought it would send him to sleep?

It's blowing a fucking gale

no wonder he's crying.

And now there's some fucking Gremlin

sawing away at the branch

like it's lumberjack day at the funny farm.

Oh look! He's fallen

through the roof of the greenhouse

like a tiny Rod Hull.

At least the branch will give you planks

to make a tiny coffin.

I bet you're an antivaccer.

I'm calling Social Services

Sunday, 12 July 2026

12th July 2026

watching Hellraiser

women with 80s hair

real horror

Bluebirds

someone I don't know

made entirely of wasted semen

claimed I looked like Rod Hull

Maybe it was a complement

maybe it was supposed to be insulting

but it was in interesting take.

So I filmed myself with my hand

rammed up a demon's arse

because I don't have a male bird

Because if I was Rod Hull

I would have instead

a massive blue cock

Saturday, 11 July 2026

11th July 2026

baking powder

and cold porridge

dietary aid

American Sonnet

I think of you, and with my blade I dig

into your eyes (but still avoid the brain)

for I would have you suffer for your double gig

as money-grabbing president again.

I want to flay the flesh from living bones

reminding you of selfish policies

that reap rewards for you and you alone

and highlight your hypocrisies.

Then bleed thee dry, the way you have the land

and folk who trusted you with power

and find themselves with empty hand

while you increase your fortunes by the hour.

But I, of course, will do none of these things

for thoughts are legal, still, for commoners and kings.

Friday, 10 July 2026

10th July 2026

cut potato

sprinkled with salt.

saucepan cleaner

Would you Dance with a Stranger?

Ruth Ellis was hanged at Holloway Prison

the last woman legally executed her

for killing her lover David Blakely.

It's taken seventy years

for her death sentence to be commuted

to life imprisonment.

Too little, too late,

but the Men of the Judicial System

deemed that Domestic Violence

was a man's right to inflict

and a woman's duty to accept.

Ruth Ellis said no,

and after another miscarriage

from being punched in the stomach,

she made a stand.

She should have been lauded

but the men executed her instead.

Hanged in 1955

Thursday, 9 July 2026

9th July 2026

a box marked Virgin

I want to despoil it now

DK says no

"Legislator of the Year"

for twenty-twenty-three

awarded by 'Moms for Liberty'

went to Republican RJ May.

It's almost as if they want people to blame

for all the child sex trafficking

so they chose the Queer community

as the scapegoat pariahs

when it's all just a smokescreen

for so-called 'normal' men

to have sex with toddlers and infants

and share the pictures online

like RJ May who pled guilty as charged.

Moms for Child Sex Traffickers

Wednesday, 8 July 2026

8th July 2026

early walk

without his muzzle on

Gobby Gobshite.

Café coffee

while waiting for my pupils to dilate

from the stinging liquid drops.

The lady next to me

rough as a cat's tongue

gobbing off at a group of teenage kids

making fun of the disabled.

Thanking her for saying what she did,

for I would not have the courage

in such an outnumbered fight:

me against only three?

I'm too polite.

Tuesday, 7 July 2026

7th July 2026

one wire

moved to the right place

working lights

Old Man Waves Stick at People

dementia patient

waving his stick at an infant's school

because he thinks they're wearing hijabs.

Wait until he sees a Catholic church

he's have a conniption

when he sees Mary in robes.

Nobody would normally care

but this is the US president

with a bucket of nuclear warheads.

Old Man Yells at Children