when I said 'moobs'
I meant I was depressed,
not man boobs
© Rachel Green August 2026
An Apology
Once again, I have fubar'd;
fucked up your ordered shelves
in the tiny freezer-for-four
because the shopping list
included oven chips and broccoli
and the vegetables drawer
was already full.
So the chips are in the meat drawer
with the chicken and burgers
(and sausages, though they don't count as meat)
and the broccoli
is with the sweet stuff
because everybody loves
to suck on frozen broccoli,
don't they?
© Rachel Green August 2026






