When the Dogs Bite

Sunday, 16 November 2025

16th November 2025

someone's house

late Hallowe'en décor?

or early Yule?

Now Sacrifice Him.

The story of Abraham and his wife

from the fairy tale known as the Bible

where Skydaddy tells them to pack up their life

and follow his plan for survival.

When they got to the compound, Skydaddy said "Look!"

and points at the night dark of sky;

Abe laughed: "We're old as the hills, FYI."

SkyDaddy was right and the pair had a kid

whom they named Isaac 'He who will laugh.'

Abe chucked out, Ishmael, the first son he did

born of Hagar, the maid of his wife.

I'd like to point out, for the Latter Day Saint,

a license for your paedophilia this ain't.

Saturday, 15 November 2025

15th November 2025

fly tippers?

Please leave your name and address

thank you.

Soft pitta, warm pitta

little slice of bread

soft pitta talks to me

inside my head

Man in a white coat

says I need a rest

Pleasant little padded room

and nice, tight vest.

I do not like this constant rain

I do not like it. Not one bit.

I do not like to sneeze and cough

The rain today can just fuck off.

The Patriarchal Genesis

The man at the door with his suit and his wife

in her best Sunday dress on a Thursday

asks if I've found his friend Jesus in life

or if Satan has got in the way.

I asked if he'd lost him, 'cause I hadn't seen

an Israelite Jew around here,

but Chesterfield has become racist and mean

to immigrants, tourists and queers.

He gave me a Watchtower, said I’ll be let in

if I recanted my lesbian style

I pointed out haircuts were also a sin:

his god preached misogynist bile.

He went up the drive at a bit of a pace;

her three paces back, with a scowl on her face.

Friday, 14 November 2025

14th November 2025

David Hoyle right

about two kinds of people:

"either nice or cunts"

Patriarchal Genesis

When God made Adam and his second wife

(and let us not talk about the first one

of whom he complained for she ruled his life

and became the Mother of Demons Anon)

he said they could eat anything at all

but to avoid the tastiest fruit.

And Adam said, "Sure, for I am Your thrall,"

but Eve said "Fuck that, for mine is that loot."

She smiled at the angel who just pointed out

that God was controlling as shit

chose to find Knowledge and learned about Doubt

as into the lush apple she bit.

Thus Eve is the hero of Biblical Tales

who chose to defy the manipulative males.

Thursday, 13 November 2025

13th November 2025

postman

handing me a small package

Cookie attacks

The Slingshot of Maryland

This corporate army takes money from

the poor American populace

for medical expense but give not one

jot when denying claims to save the face

of company execs. Brian Thompson

killed at New York's Hilton Midtown.

The bullets two, with one ejected by the gun

which together said 'delay,' 'deny,' 'depose;' shot down

by some bloke in a mask and jacket. Poor

Luigi Mangione had the will

to visit the Big Apple on the morn

the United Healthcare CEO was killed.

Brian made his fortune by denying claims

and Luigi is our David to Goliath's games.

Wednesday, 12 November 2025

12th November 2025

closed stair gate

Cookie runs back up

I take a tumble

Thy Glass House lies Vacant

Thou who in thy mother's basement lives

typing threats of death with every wakeful thought

how wouldst thou feel if all the fucks I gives

amounted to the total sum of nought?

With all thy mates around you at the match

thou cans't be seen a gobby shite by all

but alone, when thou hast none to whom attach

keepeth thy counsel to thy self and wall.

Thy threats to end the lives of all the folks

who sowest seeds of doubt in thy ideals

can ne'er be easily passed off as jokes

when thou art called to justify thy feels.

Though who taketh pride in dissing queers

should be aware I fucked three of thy peers.

Tuesday, 11 November 2025

11th November 2025

I delete my posts

from NextDoor UK

Don't feed the trolls

Breaking Genetic Tradition

there were two girls born before I arrived

and I came as a surprise: tradition,

assuming Dad's genetics still applied,

meant having two in procreation mission.

First they had Elizabeth, who came with whirl

of aptitude for learning maths and English, too

and four years after her, a sister came, a girl

in love with animals whom they called Sue.

That was their lot, according to the lives

of both parents, who came from sibling pairs

as far as family history arrives

but then another kid after six years.

And though the docs assumed me male and cis

I should have been my cousin Julie's sis.

Monday, 10 November 2025

10th November 2025

a minutes' silence

leaves viewers scratching heads

TikTok live

Calling All Hypocrites

personal development is about

'walking the walk' by which I mean to say

you need to act on all the things you shout

and leave them not for another day.

To be a Christian with all your soul

will bring forth my blessing and my respect

but to treat someone like an asshole

reveals with rotten core your soul has debt.

The Valente Brothers of jujutsu fame

promote a personal code called seven-five-three

foremost of which is rectitude, by name

means to live with a morality.

If you believe God condemns being gay

then give away the money that you made today.