When the Dogs Bite

Monday, 6 April 2026

6th April 2026

billionaire David Ellison

to take over as head of CNN

renamed "Trump Propaganda"

Death by Dino

papier-mâché stegosaurus

in Santa Coloma de Gramenet

reveals a dark secret:

encased in the steel armature

of its hollow leg

the rotting body of a father

who dropped his phone inside.

One of the few people to have been killed by dinosaurs

since the Brontosaur fossil

fell over in 1863

Man dies trapped inside dinosaur

Sunday, 5 April 2026

5th April 2026

Storm names

give us something distinct to blame

"Dave did that!"

dreaming

my brain interprets his snoring

as an attempted speech

and a character in my story

says the same thing over and over

An awards ceremony

where I should change into a white suit

but I can't be bothered to claim

meaningless accolades

for what am I but a speck of dust

with momentary consciousness.

Saturday, 4 April 2026

4th April 2026

Father and son

burn to death in auto-locked Tesla

two less Republicans.

Rot in Hull

Don't leave me to wonder

if my garden rose bush

grows from the ashes of my unborn son

or if I only paid for your ashtray

when I collected that tiny box

I don't need an apology

not that you've offered one,

or the three hundred pounds we raised in her name

that was earmarked for Sands

and not the charity of the Crown and Anchor.

Just give me back the memory

of her tiny, ultrasound hand.

Father and son incinerated in Tesla

preventing lawful burial

Friday, 3 April 2026

3rd April 2026

Artemis II

another trip to the moon

no fix for the Earth

One Ring

State Sen. J. Stuart Adams,

Republican leader of the Utah Senate,

can you tell me why you think

transwomen put girls at risk

when you know damned well

it's your own relatives

who rape thirteen-year-olds;

and while you persecute the queer community

you relax the laws against child abuse

and reduce it from felony to misdemeanour.

Dear Republicans:

I think your priorities

have all been labelled backwards.

Please stop promoting child sexual abuse

for Republican molesters.

If you'd be so kind.

GOP senator who said trans people put girls at “risk” just helped a relative who raped a 13-year-old

Thursday, 2 April 2026

2nd April 2026

doctor's appointment

I am low on oestrogen

effects and cause

Gateway Megachurch

Pastor Robert Morris is released

from his six month sentence in a county jail

for child molesting lasting five years

raping a twelve year old.

'Spiritual advisor' to the Orange King

The Protector of Paedophiles

he told his wife he was 'helping' the child

on her path to religion

but the 'bread of life' he gave her

was entirely protein based.

He offered Cindy Clemishire

half of the 50K she spent

on psychiatric counselling

as long as she signed a NDA

and protested his innocence

because a twelve year old is 'of age'

according to the Bible.

And yet, according to the same book

he should have been stoned to death.

Child-molesting Trump pastor leaves prison after serving only six months

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/04/child-molesting-pastor-leaves-after-serving-only-six-months/

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

1st April 2026

private lesson

deconstructing jiu-jitsu

reconstructing grammar

Marlowe

After thirty years he hadn't aged a day

and people started to avoid him, as if

they suspected some deviltry at work

whilst others, who aged too fast

from the lifestyle they indulged in

accused him of witchcraft; stealing their youth.

He moved away, cut off contact

never to be heard of again

"The Devil took his own," his old friends said

and made the sign of the cross

to ward away ill omen, while he

alive and well, took the names off two graves

and started life anew.

A soul was promised, and a soul was due

but there were ways and means of getting souls

and his new friend's sister Mary

gave him the means to find one, piece by piece,

sewn one to the next from the fragments

left behind from everyday worship.

Some souls were Christian,

and other souls were not, but each

looked the same as the next one

and the devil admired the stitching.

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

31st March 2026

wake up!

there's a man at the front door

(open it naked)

Idaho

H.B. 752

passes state legislature

by 28-7 votes

(29 Republicans, 6 democrats)

for the harshest punishments ever

for a transperson to use the bathroom.

First time violation

is a misdemeanour

and up to a year in jail

of the assigned at birth gender, of course.

Failing to stop at an accident

or keeping a brothel would get you half that.

A second violation is five years in prison

For using a public toilet

and it may be of interest that's it's only two years

for incest, zoophilia or necrophilia;

abduction of a child

and possession and use of a date-rape drug.

A fourth violation becomes a third felony conviction

which carries five years to life

for peeing in a public toilet,

but raping your own child is only seven years;

Racially motivated GBH - seven years

Indecent assault is ten years,

Stealing a car, Aggravated burglary

and child prostitution is fourteen years;

You generally only get a life sentence

for Murder, setting off a bomb,

hijacking a plane, or using a wrong-gender toilet.

On the positive side, public urination is just a fine

so piss outside the door and you'll be fine

as long as no kids are present.

Otherwise, if it's your fourth offence,

the death of the tattle-tale

would likely garner a shorter sentence.

Trans people could face life in prison under bathroom ban