When the Dogs Bite

Saturday, 23 May 2026

23rd May 2926

toothache trip

turns into gruelling day

bitten dentist

The dean of Cardiff's Llandaff Cathedral

an Anglican priest of “deliverance"

deals with poltergeists, hauntings and frightful

and things that make layman gurn in askance.

Every diocese in England and Wales

has a team of ministers, you see,

a dozen a year in just Cardiff pales

to numbers of people possessed there can be.

My house in south Dyfed had a cold spot

which indicates presence of ghosts

around where we'd put the new baby's cot

was a portal for demonic hosts.

I had the house blessed by a vicar with salt

and that brought the ghost in a mask to a halt.

I do 'exorcisms' for the Church of England

Friday, 22 May 2026

22nd May 2026

morning shower

now involves falling over

ear infection

Open Letter to Elon Musk

just because you wish your son

had never transitioned to female

shouldn't mean you want her dead.

She remembers when you were kind

and not the monster you are today

so stop asking you fans and sycophants

to end her life as a favour.

Even your wife regrets her book

and apologised to the trans community

“Stop putting hits on her head”

Thursday, 21 May 2026

21st May 2026

dizzy spell

causing me to sit awhile

feeling sick

Paedophile was 'Man in Dress'

The papers ran with the story,

a confessional from a fourteen year old

looking for a hook-up with his online friend;

little did he know his fellow gamer

was a man, just pretending

to be a fifteen year old girl

in order to groom and prey upon him.

"I got there and there was this old white dude in a dress,"

said Kevin (not his real name,)

"and he offered me Coke (the drinking kind)

he said the girl I was friends with had gone to the shop

and I could wait for her in the house."

Online news picked it up and ran;

it made the local TV news

and a famous author paid millions to the Lords

to criminalise transwomen,

and wrote a book about a tranny killer

but when the police made the prosecution

they kept the whole thing hushed

at the request of the Church

who quietly defrocked the guilty priest.

former president of anti-gay organization Exodus International Arrested

Wednesday, 20 May 2026

20th May 2026

paintings

taking over the house

bonfire time?

Moor Lane Cemetery

a narrow path; almost a burrow,

through trees bowing to honour the dead;

a path between old graves

leading to a chapel

long disused,

a roof emulating trees

channelling rain to an old altar

re-consecrated to the Lord of Fungi

in a moss covered copse

Tuesday, 19 May 2026

19th May 2026

Boythorpe Road

provides spontaneous artwork

Death of a Squirrel

TIA

PC switched off

for a 10-day holiday

now nothing works.

Dear Universe

I just need the printer

to show as online

to post an eBay parcel.

Thanks in Advance.

Monday, 18 May 2026

18th May 2026

new toilet roll

spinning it several times

resident spider

Rally Interview

Old white geezer

wearing a Union Jack as a cape

just want's "The Old England Back"

and what he means

is the fond memories of post-war Britain

where everything was rationed

and Mummy washed his clothes for him;

where you were allowed to be racist

because everyone was

but nobody was really racist,

not really,

not when all the menial jobs were done by immigrants

and corner shops sold asbestos and cyanide

and the ruling class could do whatever they likes

so long as the peasants paid taxes

and didn't trespass on Crown lands.

Sunday, 17 May 2026

17th May 2026

it's all very well

writing reviews for tested products

no space left

Come the Revolution

Tommy Robinson

leads some chants in his London Rally

where they wear the red hats

and blood-red crosses

synonymous with the New Reich

"Make England Great Again."

White people, all,

complaining they are downtrodden by minorities

these poor billionaires

TV 'personalities'

and would be politicians

leading chants in support

of Tech Trillionaire Elon

Tens of thousands join rival marches in London