Melting Pot
There’s a werewolf in the room below
I’d have got it but I was too slow
with sling and arrows and silver shot
(those candlesticks weren’t worth a lot?)
I saw the hairy beast last night
at my window – what a fright!
There’s nothing in the media
I opened Wikipedia
but what I’m really looking up
is can a werewolf have a pup?
I talked to Dad – he said not yet
he had it neutered at the vet.
There’s a werewolf in the room below
I’d have got it but I was too slow
with sling and arrows and silver shot
(those candlesticks weren’t worth a lot?)
I saw the hairy beast last night
at my window – what a fright!
There’s nothing in the media
I opened Wikipedia
but what I’m really looking up
is can a werewolf have a pup?
I talked to Dad – he said not yet
he had it neutered at the vet.
2 comments:
Werewolves are very fast. Perhaps something other than sling shot and bow is needed.
Can't help thinking of Angua again here! :0)
Angua was the definitive werewolf!
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