Wednesday 11 March 2009

Peter’s Magic Wand

If Peter had a shining star
to place upon his wand
he’d never worry evermore
about his special bond.
For Peter had a magic gift –
a superhero power
he sprayed himself with sticky glue
on the dot of every hour.
“You don’t need a shining star,”
his mother said. “You tit, you
just stop fiddling with your wand
and put a cork in it.”

3 comments:

aims said...

This could be taken many different ways.....poor Peter!

Rachel Green said...

Indeed. He went blind.

BT said...

That's awful!