Tuesday, 12 April 2016

The Dog's Dinner

Product Review

I do not like this, mom, he said
it tastes like cardboard. Is your head
some place else today? I cannot eat
these biscuits dry, I need some meat.
The stuff you've put here in my bowl
needs liquid on it. gravy, cheese. I'll roll
in something nice outside. The smell
will maybe prompt the dinner bell
when you'll give me something tasty.
I'll tell you what. I'll eat your pastry.
Animal Welfare, I will phone
without some ham or juicy bone
And if, perchance, you give me some
I'll kiss you when I've licked my feet.

No comments: