pouring rain
bringing the absence of cats
silent dog
© Rachel Green May 2024
the kids won't use the water fountain
because Patrick Edmonds used it
and he's as gay as a bucket of rainbows.
Now they're afraid they'll catch gayness
if they so much as touch the faucet.
Everything's fine, though:
they installed another fountain
and marked it "For Straights Only"
and Patrick has the first one to himself,
as well as a table behind a partition
and the back seat of the bus to himself.
It's called "being inclusive," says the school
"making accommodation for minorities
while protecting the good Christian kids
from any contact with them."
(and by 'Christian' they mean 'white.')
© Rachel Green May 2024
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