When the Dogs Bite: 12th September 2024

early sunshine

rolling over the bed

big-ass dog

I wish I lived in Trumpworld

where seven year olds go to school

and get surprise gender surgeries during class

and go home as a different gender.

I wish I lived in Trumpworld

where residents of Springfield

live in fear of their pets

being eaten by immigrants

unless he means the original natives

when the white immigrants

killed all the buffalo

and stole all the land.

I wish I lived in Trumpworld

where you could raise the taxes on imported goods

and not expect the importers

to pass the increase to the consumers;

where childcare is paid for by the government

and not by working three jobs

when using the toilet means docked pay.

When the Dogs Bite