Sunday, 8 December 2024

8th December 2024

 



far inland

storm Darragh fury is spent

shattered roof


© Rachel Green December 2024


Why do I eat when I'm cold?

Is it some primeval urge

to fatten myself up

because my body wants to hibernate?

(Let's face it, I'd love to spend all winter in bed,

but society frowns on such ideologies.)


Why do I drink coffee when I'm cold?

I think I prefer to drink tea, 

but I have milk in tea, so it goes cold quicker

than coffee with milk powder added,

though herbal teas are a decent substitute.


Why do I kiss my dogs when I'm cold?

I think it's because the retain warmth

and I can feel my hands and face heating up

from even a brief contact with fur.


Why don't I put the heating on when I'm cold?

Because I'm sixty years old, and poor,

and the previous government sold all the power companies

to make a quick popularity boost.

Thanks, Dad, you were an idiot to vote Tory

because they gave you a billionth of a share

in something you already owned.


© Rachel Green December 2024


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