Nigel Farceage
changing his name by deed poll
Alf Garnett
© Rachel Green September 2025
King Charles the third pledges for net zero
for the Royal House which includes the lights
lit by gas in each house he owns. A hero
in the war on Climate Change, still he fights
for the promises made are his to keep.
But LED lamps, though they look the same,
shocks every fuddy old historic peep
"They're tradition," says a man whose only fame
is aging husband of the Princess Ann
Sir Timmy Laurence wants authentic lamps
in Royal residencies, for they can
keep lamplighters in the working camps.
"And for Tradition's sake, we'll be returning
to slavery, Coal Mines and witches burning."
© Rachel Green September 2025
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