Pete Hegseth
doesn't believe in mirrors
bombs fishing boats
© Rachel Green November 2025
To Beware of False Prophets
The economy is better than before
says Kevin Hassett, laughing at the news
that folk are far worse off than times of yore
for they can eat generic soups and stews.
Thanksgiving's cheaper than last year feast of feasts
according to the House of Walmart shelves
Just have these Own-Brand Three-D printed meats
instead of roasted Tur key cooked yourselves.
And instead of all the trimmings, just have spuds;
and water while you watch the football fuss
Drinking beer makes intellectual duds
unless it's from the brand that sponsors us.
If this is true, then swap diamonds for coal
they are both made of carbon, after all.
© Rachel Green November 2025
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