When the Dogs Bite: 2nd November 2025

Remember, remember

the last week of October, and maybe

the next fortnight, too

I'm doing it wrong?

Tell me more about how that makes you feel

superior to everybody else,

I can see you are a top achiever

in making everything about yourself.

It's clear you're an expert on Why Gay Is Wrong

but what made you decide to be het?

Your opinion's as welcome as septic tank pong

is there 'owt you don't know about yet?

I think you're confused just what confidence is,

have you Googled what arrogant means?

I see my existence puts you in a tizz

and you need to feel Valued and Seen

I know you're concerned on my lack of reply

but know that the silence is just my goodbye.

When the Dogs Bite