23rd January 2026

 

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© Rachel Green January 2026

Of Greenland Green and Ice

Call me not by another given name

except for that which I have deemed as mine

for thou shalt cause me disrespect and shame

If thou decide to call me cunt or bitch

and add not the Mistress epithet

then be not more offended by that which

I chose with to respond. But woulds't thou risk it?

And if thou ramble on about a land

the be thou sure thou have the name quite clear

or else take heed thy words will be of sand

washed o'er by waves of North Atlantic cheer.

 Observe: Thy popularity doth plummet

 for thou will be forever barred the summit.

© Rachel Green January 2026