Confirm Humanity
the End is just beginning
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© Rachel Green April 2026
The Church that Does What It Says on the Tin.
Robert Smith has gone to Heaven
and will be lonely for a while,
with only some serial killers for company
because they are the only ones now
to take confession before they die.
Robert wasn't a killer
but he was the luckiest man alive
(although he's now happily deceased)
to be baptised a moment before
his death by drowning.
Let us give praise to Cheryl Bartley
the Pastor of Erdington
who gave him the gift
of everlasting life
moments before he drowned
and streamed it live
from a garden pond
in the Life Changing Ministries garden.
Lord Crown Prosecutor we beg thee:
Dismiss the charge of manslaughter
on this dedicated minister
for she bringeth guaranteed ascension
in one affordable package.
Amen.
© Rachel Green April 2026
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