25th August 2026

when I said 'moobs'

I meant I was depressed,

not man boobs

© Rachel Green August 2026

An Apology

Once again, I have fubar'd;

fucked up your ordered shelves

in the tiny freezer-for-four

because the shopping list

included oven chips and broccoli

and the vegetables drawer

was already full.

So the chips are in the meat drawer

with the chicken and burgers

(and sausages, though they don't count as meat)

and the broccoli

is with the sweet stuff

because everybody loves

to suck on frozen broccoli,

don't they?

© Rachel Green August 2026