masochists
strangling each other for fun
jiu-jitsu
© Rachel Green July 2025
Texas Red State Senator Ange Paxton
cites the Bible when asking for divorce
when Attorney General hubby has no pants on
because he's an adulterer, of course.
I don't know which of God's laws she is citing
I assume it be seventh of Big Ten
but my front teeth are my bottom lip a-biting
lest I point out hypocrisy again.
The Bible clearly states that any marriage
is 'til death do you part and no more roaming
and if one parks in someone else's garage
the only course available is stoning.
She should take her cue from erstwhile other half
and cease her worship of the Golden Calf.
© Rachel Green July 2025
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