When the Dogs Bite: 8th November 2025

retrieved from a thorn bush

barking dog

Spare a thought for the poor Rupert Lowe

whose wife left her Porsche on a London Street

and returned to find her lights didn't glow

for her headlights had gone for a treat.

This arsehole condemning the Underground Strike

and blaming the Mayor for the damage

has used public Transport just once in his life

when he filmed some promotional footage.

Great Yarmouth's Ex-Reform bloke says it's the fault

of the Muslim in charge of the city

Farage kicked him out for his far-right revolt

but his own town is Norfolk's "Most Shitty"*

There's nothing like sticking the Vs at the poor

by parking your Rich Man's car outside their door.

When the Dogs Bite