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a childhood luxury
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© Rachel Green January 2026
King Donnie's Coronation Speech 2028
There were no gay people in America
and no native people before Columbus
Black Americans never had a struggle, yeah?
and slavery was good. No need to fuss.
It didn't happen anyway: a tale
the liberals told; diverts us from the truth
that True Americans are rightly pale
and we could learn from Russian youth,
that Christian folk are always in the Right
except we need the Bible newly writ
to take out all the jews and set the world alight
that God declared America a hit.
Our Constitution was mistranscribed, you see,
for I am President in perpetuity.
© Rachel Green January 2026
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