Happy birthday,
Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor.
You're nicked, me ol' son.
© Rachel Green February 2026
Three Hots and a Cot
She had a plan to help her son
to make a bit of cash and carry on.
"Just put me in a comfy chair," she said
"give all my medicine
and let me dream away the years,
while you can cash my pension
and live your lovely life."
And when she died
he had a thought
to carry on as just as before
but couldn't bear to see her dead
so put her in the freezer.
© Rachel Green February 2026
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