Mamma and the Red-Hot Cup
Woe is Mamma Gina
I burned my fingers raw
put something in the oven
and closed up tight the door
When the timer sounded
I opened it again
and grasped the mug of cocoa
for several moments when
My fingers lost all feeling -
I dropped the milky cup
and yelled blue blinkin’ murder
and held two fingers up
I ran them under water
and dabbed then with a towel –
ate pain-relieving tablets
that tasted really foul.
My poorly bandaged fingers
have blistered up agin’
but to start them healing
I’ll prick them with a pin.
Woe is Mamma Gina
I burned my fingers raw
put something in the oven
and closed up tight the door
When the timer sounded
I opened it again
and grasped the mug of cocoa
for several moments when
My fingers lost all feeling -
I dropped the milky cup
and yelled blue blinkin’ murder
and held two fingers up
I ran them under water
and dabbed then with a towel –
ate pain-relieving tablets
that tasted really foul.
My poorly bandaged fingers
have blistered up agin’
but to start them healing
I’ll prick them with a pin.
5 comments:
Ouch! I hope this is not a real story!
It was - BT the crafty gardener (Gina)
Wonderful!
I haven't stopped laughing yet Rachel. The skin on the blister has all dried now and has cracked. it's disgusting! I'll have to wear plasters now. Great poem, wish I was as skinny as your lovely drawing!
*chuckles*
I'm glad you weren't offended ;)
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