Reform UK pub.
To be an Inglourious Basterd
becomes tempting
© Rachel Green May 2025
VII.IX
It's more difficult to walk when every pocket
is filled with pennies and five-penny bits
Just for this short trip she says "fock it"
and leaves the flat not giving any shits.
She puts the coins inside a cushion cover
and carries it in one hand like a cosh
and when arm tires, holds it like a lover
while whispering sweet nothings to the dosh.
At least the local corner shop is open
despite the banks declaring it a day
when workers can be at home and hoping
they still have nothing taken from their pay.
© Rachel Green May 2025
Everyone welcome, except non-whites, queers, women and liberals.
2 comments:
That Reform pub should have a flat roof, a meat raffle and an old bulldog tied up outside for the authentic experience.
Haha Yes!
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