skipping chant
chickpeas, spinach and tomatoes
shopping list
© Rachel Green July 2025
Idiots make the best politicians
a flair for drama beats arguments best
why bother having an opinion
when your previous stance can be put to the test.
Better by fay to just grab the headlines
the public remember you better that way
they'll forget all the stupid things said at the time
but remember your name when they're voting today.
Dame Andrea Jenkins has laughed as a joke
of the 80K offer to switch to Reform
then switched anyway and said haters were 'woke'
and that Climate is hoax and it's always this warm.
Renting a flat on a legal short lease
will get you elected to go home in peace.
© Rachel Green July 2025
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